I am a dumb sucker, for sure, but I did not hate this ad. (Unlike the Wendy's pretzel bun which is oddly soggy and tasteless).

Considering how Jez seems to have a collectively Pavlovian drool response to Beyonce, Ed Sheeran may not be that far off the mark, at least around here.

Your need for an indignant response has clouded you to what I actually wrote. I said I find feet disgusting and that my brain doesn't process the appeal. At no point do I criticize the people who love feet or comment that they shouldn't have that fetish. Also, I never claimed to be empathetic to the situation. But…

Feet are just all kinds of gross. I, also, cannot get my brain to process the appeal.

Those bottom lashes look like a beard under her eyes.

I find myself a bit perplexed at Diablo Cody's tweet.

Here you go. I've been following these folks for years. They do good work.

You think 5+ hours for a ride is ridiculous? It gets worse. There are people waiting 3+ hours in line at WDW to take a picture with college kids dressed up like Frozen characters.

Not anymore at WDW. They did away with that simple system and now you have to book fastpasses online or through the app up to 90 days before your vacation. Ridiculous.

But doesn't being grown up now mean you actually have changed?

Overselling is pretty much par for the course with Mark's headlines.

True, but sadly all far away from me. For many reasons, living in Florida kind of sucks.

First reaction: Squuuuueeeeeaaaaaallllll like a piggy with joy.

What the hell does Kim Kardashian know about working? Getting work done on her face? Sure. Getting worked in a sex tape? Absolutely. Actually holding down a job? Not a chance in hell. While I'm ranting, I might as well ask what she actually knows about being a mother since her nannies seem to be handling that for her.

The costume was leather, it was Atlanta summer, and it was close to 100° on the show floor. I quite realize pregnant women aren't paper, but it was still a rough environment.

I saw Kerri Hoskins at the Midway booth at E3 '97 (I think it was - one of the Atlanta ones) when they were pushing the Mythologies: Sub-Zero game. She must have been seven or eight months pregnant and they still had her roaming the area in her Kia costume, though with some added leather to cover the pregnancy belly.…

It's getting harder to tell, isn't it?

The Wolverine was an awesome vehicle, no doubt about that!

Some of them were easy to miss. Cover Girl was only available packed in with a vehicle and Jinx and Zarana weren't released until later in the run. Baroness was only available for a couple of years and (self-admitted egg on my face here) Pythona wasn't released in the RAH line. My 80s nerd cred just lost a couple of…

Pedantry warning! (Sorry, I can't help myself.)