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It's just another Kat Callahan article where opinion is effectively presented as the only legitimate point-of-view.

One of these days, if I ever manage to get over the loss of my beloved cat earlier this year, I want one of these big suckers.

That is clearly crystal and not glass. Disney isn't fooling anyone with this switcheroo! :D

Or anything, really.

Brilliant! Thanks for taking one for the team, Burt! Can you start writing for Kitchenette now, too? It would make for a much more entertaining site.

Didn't she also retweet a number of the negative comments? It looks like her feed got scrubbed, so I can't say for sure the context, though. I wouldn't be surprised if she turns out to be yet another cruelly selfish celebrity. I imagine it's not hard to get that way with virtually unlimited money and hordes of people

I've been mauled twice in my life by dogs. I wish there had been a brave cat around when I was a kid. Team Cat for life!

So, I guess Stoya is down with clean-shaven men telling her what she "needs" to do?

It was the Libyans that Doc Brown stole the plutonium from. Then they showed up at the mall, shot him, and chased Marty around before crashing into a photomat.

What sticks out in my head when I think of Casey Kasem, even more than what a staple of life he was growing up in the 80s, was his great displeasure at the portrayal of Libyans in Back to the Future. That has stuck with me for years, though there seems to be little record of it on the internet.

Come on, Jezebel, we all need to do our part to make Hilaria go away. Just say no! (To her never-ending yoga tweets!)

I know it's all subjective, but I prefer Larry Wilmore to Jessica Williams. Her delivery always seems a little off to me. I can't really describe it.

It's nice to see a Jessie J post around here that isn't snarky.

More proof in the ledger, methinks, that Chrissy Teigen is kind of an awful person.

Yeah, meeting celebrities can be a real mixed bag. I had a co-worker who had a part-time job at the big local venue and she would come back to the office with some real horror stories sometimes.

Lost some respect for Neko Case. Why be an ass to people who are just doing their job? Also, playing a benefit (like turning on your emergency flashers) does not excuse parking violations.

Rebecca, you are a damn national treasure. Never leave us!

My brain cannot handle the awesomeness of that GIF.

I'm always skeptical of these sorts of things, especially when they come from a "writer". Although, based on the evidence, he doesn't seem to be a very good one. (Yes, I'm snarking on Twitter spelling and grammar.)

I actually got excited and clicked that Buzzfeed link thinking I was going to get some Nebuchadnezzar, only to have my hopes crushed. Darn you, Burtbecca! (And darn me for being both a history junkie and a sucker!)