Boy, Kevin Hart is an angry little guy.

That lede image looks like the head of some terrifying bastard pig/Predator hybrid. I shall see it in my nightmares.

I have to agree. Watching anything with Will Ferrell in it is so painful I often feel the need to seek medical attention and, of course, the subsequent compassionate leave is a must.

Lil Kim seems to have gotten a pass, for some inexplicable reason. Some people do, I wish I could figure out what makes certain things OK from some and not from others. Jenny McCarthy (rightfully, in my opinion) gets crap all the time around here for being anti-vaccination, but Alicia Silverstone gets a pass because…

Emile Hirsch can put a sock in it.

Dudebro was douchey and out of line, no question. Guys like that annoy me to no end. But that penultimate paragraph was low hanging fruit. Come on, Burtbecca, you're better than that.

Isn't Kate Upton's bikini the same high-waisted style everyone was mocking Taylor Swift for wearing a year or so ago?

I am definitely not watching this clip. But, I have to wonder, do they explain why she had to go undercover as an Indian woman? Should I be waving my cultural insensitivity flag?

I know I'll probably be crucified for this, but I've always found Beauty and the Beast to be an insanely overrated film.

From what little I've seen of Chrissy Teigan, I forced to wonder if she's actually upset about people making fat comments or if she's just livid that someone dare direct them at her.

Yeah, it always annoys me when channels that specialize in animal videos simply grab them from other people, then brand them and slap ads on them to make a buck. Especially when they can't even be bothered to give credit to the people they're profiting off of.

I love, love, love me some Call the Midwife. My friends tend to mock me for enjoying it, but I do not care!

I do not feel bad for laughing at this.

Yes, Disney is a huge target. Yes, WDW is, effectively, the crappiest of the worldwide Disney parks, but they aren't the only game in town. It would be interesting to see if Universal Orlando or Sea World, for example, are having similar difficulties.

It's a little disheartening that they couldn't even be bothered to get Kimber's hair color right.

I think it's fair to say that banks screw a far larger number of people than porn stars do. I suppose they're OK with that, though.

Not that I ever hope for anyone to lose their job, but I wouldn't be terribly heartbroken if he was replaced on Chopped Canada. He can't be good press for Food Network.

I was going to ask that, too. That guy seems awfully full of himself.

Aren't all flip-flops inherently hippie flip-flops?

I'm in my late thirties and pretty much the same. Over the last decade or so I've gotten crankier and more surly. I don't see that trend abating anytime soon.