Why would some random person bother to Photoshop a picture of three models only to put one of them in the best light? It makes no sense that someone other than her would do so.

What are the odds, though, that the picture she just happened to grab off the internet is one where she has been Photoshopped to put her in the best light? It seems awfully unlikely.

I guess we owe RDJ's salary demands a great big thank you! Don Cheadle is superior in every way.

It is a tad ridiculous. If I wanted to read someone's Twitter feed, I would. Silly me for thinking there would be an actual article or something.

Sorry, it's always been Taylor Ham for me. :D

It must be slow in the Jezebel newsroom when this is what we're supposed to be outraged about.

Pumpkin is pretty awesome when treated like a vegetable and not just a desserty food. It's especially great in curries.

I'm so glad that someone said this. It's not exactly difficult to understand, or at least I thought it wasn't. 2013 seems to be the year of people making themselves look foolish by whining that there's no pumpkin in the pumpkin spice.

I look forward to applying this belief that only consumers have the right to judge content (and its intent) to all future Erin Gloria Ryan articles.

I think I love you, doldrums.

So you can only be addicted to something if you've sucked dick for it? Awesome. I'll go let my alcoholic relatives know they're off the hook.

Re: The rowers...

Wouldn't it have made more sense to post this on a personal blog? Jezebel doesn't quite seem the proper outlet for someone's interpersonal relationship woes.

I can only imagine that when her friends and family read this, she'll find a lot fewer people willing to try to be supportive in the future.

Pretty much what I was thinking, too. When did Jez become Live Journal?

If it follows the daughter of the original series characters, wouldn't it be more of a sequel than a true reboot?

I work for State government. The pay isn't great but the benefits are stellar. More than half of the positions in our IT section are held by women (including all but one member of senior management). In my decade+ there, I've never seen a woman harassed or belittled for her gender. I imagine the rules are pretty…

I'd say take your time catching up. Series 6 in particular is a pretty rough slog and you could burn yourself out for a bit. Things start turning around in 7, but in 8 you'll find some almost classic quality episodes. Enjoy the ride and by the time you've caught up with last season, the new one might be on Netflix. :)

It's a play on words, not on a play on culture. I think people are WAY too oversensitive these days. It's funny in a completely harmless way and if you like the idea then go for it.

He cheated on Lisa Marie, why stop now?