Considering her track record for shows the last few months, I'm kind of curious what Rihanna is 'working hard' at. I'm not trying to be an ass, but she seems to do more celebrating or relaxing (or drugs) than she does work.

That ginger tabby looks so much like my uncle reclining in his chair that I half expected him to scratch his balls at some point. Still, as adorable as kittehs are, they are clearly learning to replace us. When they grow thumbs, we're goners.

If you've always wanted to have sexual intercourse with a cold, lifeless replica of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's genitals...

Has this story been making the rounds on Jez? I just saw it yesterday elsewhere.

That looks like a little Savannah baby to me. It's so darned cute.

For one brief moment I was all excited that Taco was on Twitter. Then the crushing disappointment set in.

She was so brilliant on Alfresco. I love when she does comedy.

I'll take any excuse to post this:

Was this filmed at Disneyland's Jungle Cruise?

I'm not sure how my expectation of professional writers to be, you know, professional is me getting on your ass. You chose to take offense at a legitimate criticism leveled at someone other than yourself. As for my comment, I selected the words I felt would best get the point across. It wasn't wrong, you just didn't…

For a moment let's ignore the fact that that I'm not professionally writing pieces for public consumption like the article author. Perhaps you would be so kind as to point out the actual flaws in my comment, Mr. English Professor.

It's time to have the talk again. Spelling errors, especially when the subject's name is in the article, do not paint content authors in the best light.

There are no words powerful enough for me to adequately express my true love for your comments.

I'm actually a little ashamed to have posted that.

Are they Regulan bloodworms? Maybe it's just viral marketing for an upcoming Star Trek convention.

Even more baffling is why they would spend so much money to buy her things she just doesn't want to purchase herself. I mean, it's not like she's going to show up and have sex with them... oh, wait, maybe she will.

She has fans? Other than the kind attached to the ceiling? I am thoroughly dismayed by this information. The end truly must be nigh.

I was really disappointed reading Maureen O'Hara's autobiography. She whitewashes every incident in her past to put herself in the best light. I realize everyone does that to some extent, but when you get to the 10,999th instance of 'I was a feisty, perfectly innocent Irish girl who had no idea about the big, bad…