“Brelfie”? What a stupid fucking word.

So only have kids if you’re a masochist, then. Got it.

Those look like shit.

Yet another reason for me to not have children: I don’t want to interact with the parents. All parents are disgusting assholes to varying degrees.

Ha, right. I truly believe most parents have a high sense of entitlement and they actually disgust me. It’s also a reason why I don’t want children: I don’t want to associate with stupid and awful fuckers.

Ah, so she’s saying what I already knew: Middleton is an ugly woman with awful clothes and requires minders to dress her.

O_O - Holy shit. Glad you survived that.

Another idiotic parent violating their child’s privacy.

Oh, yeah - fire someone who doesn't know which fake celebrity is married to another fake celebrity! Big fucking deal.

What the fuck? Hey, newflash: People who are living in poverty don’t need a child to make things more difficult. This is why access to healthcare, abortions and birth control is important. Not everyone is happy about it. Children suck all your money away, are responsible for fatigue and sleepless nights. Babies aren’t…

Pregnant women don't really glow or look attractive.

LOL. Guess we aren't friends, then. Paul Walker loved to fuck underage girls and Vin Diesel is condoning that.

Paul Walker loved to fuck underage girls. So, I don't like Vin Diesel as much as I used to.

Ew. How did you not RAAAGE?

Hm. So a crappy CEO made a crappy PR move for the chain that sells crappy coffee? What a shock.

So fucking what? I love my house very much and don't care what Kylie Jenner is doing and don't know why you had to write such a snotty, shitty headline.

Looks like Penn State didn't learn shit from their last scandal.

It's cute how Seattle thinks they have good coffee.

I'd make my own and bring it to work over drinking the shit that Starbucks serves.

LOL. Yeah. That's exactly why teens today are so wonderful.