No, thanks. I love my job and don't have to pick up after people or deal with shitty little brats, so...

LOL. So I shouldn't judge someone who possibly shouldn't be bringing a child into the world? Yeah, dream on.

Here's the thing - people like you are irritating. Nobody gives a fuck if you can't "grasp the concept" of why some like smartphones. Just deal with the fact that some enjoy using them.

Get a Ssscat air sprayer and leave it in front of the door at night. The cat will get blasted (painlessly) with the air and she won't go near the door.

LOL. Fuck you.

I heard something on NPR a few weeks ago that said the beat reporter profession is dying out. That's depressing.

It's a polite way of saying "Go fuck yourself!"

I wish I would have thought of that. Good on you! :)

GET AWAY FROM HER YOU ASSHOLE!

Well, just because you're poor doesn't mean you can't make wise choices. Surely not every poor person is stupid.

And who votes those politicians in?

You don't get PTSD from watching romantic comedies. You're stupid.

Blow it out your ass. You're just pissed that someone is calling you out on your judgmental and shitty behavior. You sound like a whiny little fuck stain. Please don't reproduce.

I'm so fucking tired of hearing those books defended. Fuck those books and the stupid idiots who keep defending it.

I enjoyed it for the most part. Chuck writes weird stories.

His early stuff is genuinely good, though. Pro-tip: When you make a stupid be-all, end-all statement like that, you come off as a total knob.

You sound like a fucking ass. I wonder what thing you do that makes a person's first instinct upon meeting you to slap you across the face because there is something.

You really think kids will automatically care for their elderly parents? If you do then I've got beachfront property in Arizona to sell you. Also - just because a lot of women choose to not have children doesn't mean that we won't have people on the Earth. Just less and that's fine by me because we're fucking up the…

I don't think the models deserve a pass. They could take a stand and say they won't play by the rules of the patriarchy. Yet they play by patriarchal rules and bow to men. So fuck them. Modeling doesn't require intelligence and it's painfully obvious.

Oh? Unless she was riding in the Endymion Parade in New Orleans like I was yesterday while drinking jello shots and eating pot brownies while riding on a beautifully decorated float, I highly doubt that. So fuck you.