...with the addition that he was also always second to Anne, and never the primary thing of her life.

Related: if you’re remotely interested in Wonder Woman, the law, academia, bondage, and/or biographical non-fiction, you MUST check out Jill Lepore’s The Secret History of Wonder Woman. I got my copy from Amazon two days ago, and actually considered calling in to work today so I could stay home and finish it. Lepore…

It is ridiculous that we don’t recognize mental illness as legitimate illness. We spend all kinds of time and energy extolling our ‘superior’ brains and how powerful they are and how they are why we are such a species etc. but when it comes to illness or disorder in the brain we minimize it’s importance and complexity…

So wait, stuff is happening on LiveJournal, which matters about as much as... something that doesn't matter at all. Like an ostrich in a baseball cap.

Let me help you with that:

Well, he didn’t stop his idiot wife from doing it, so he’s likely an idiot, too. He was probably trying to get a good picture on his phone.

uhhh is this a safe space to talk about how we didn’t go to prom because we didn’t feel like it because high school was teh worst?

Oh god, the people who think it's funny to ask someone out or to dance or w/e as a joke or dare are THE WORST.

Oh, sweetheart...

I have read IT on the drive to a lone holiday house...and the bathroom was cream colored, and the sink made noises when you were in the shower...
Never did my sit ins in the bathroom and my showers in under 2 minutes before.

I've always wanted to put together an in-flight playlist that passengers can plug into during the trip. The playlist would be made of songs by Otis Redding, John Denver, Jim Croce, Lynard Skynard, Patsy Cline, Buddy Holly, Ricky Nelson, Aaliyah, and Stevie Ray Vaughan. I wonder how many people would notice.

FWIW, very few people can say they’ve barfed on a protected species.

A few years ago I was working as an environment reporter at a small newspaper on the Gulf Coast when some of my buddies from the Department of Wildlife and Fisheries invited me along to cover the release of a rehabilitated sea turtle. I was like, BEST ASSIGNMENT EVER.

Alright, I’ve never posted anything on Jez but I can’t resist this one-

Amy Adams is in talks to play Margret.

She was German, sex can’t ruin perfectly engineered hair.

Or maybe she was always on top and wouldn’t let him touch it?

The real question is: how did her hair always look perfect in all those situations that imply she had just been having sex or sleeping or something?

Well that makes sense, since Jesus was born in Missouri and the Native Americans are the lost tribes of Israel.

“Did you know she told me that blue was her thing?”