The_Ocelot
The_Ocelot
The_Ocelot

HE LOOKS LIKE A POTATO!

The Notebook 2, Electric Hiddleloo.

Idk guys, I saw Parker Posey play Jackie Kennedy one time and now I’m not sure I can watch a Jackie Kennedy movie WITHOUT seeing Parker Posey playing Jackie...

Yeahhhh, it is never a good idea to include someone who hates your fiance — and called you up to tell you! — in your wedding party. You’re, like, triple-dog daring them to keep their mouth shut through a lot of celebrating and task mastering. I don’t care what facade she’s putting up now, there’s a better chance than

So in the future, they’ve engineered button-down shirts not to have titty-gap? Sign me up!

Am so enjoying the late 2nd term IDGAF Obama.

It’s very reminiscent of when Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made a couple of TayTay jokes, and she’s all like “There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help women” i.e. “there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t fawn all over me.” Also, Bad Blood is pretty weak-sauce. You’d think if you really wanted

As a therapist myself, I apologize for this douchecanoe and others that do harm in my field.

I can’t help but picture Greta Von Kibblemuncher like this:

Part of the story is that they’ve been together TEN YEARS. A lifetime in K-Pop terms.

I want to know more about this too-small dog.

Here’s a fact: forced and affected confidence is the leading cause of vaginal dryness.

Pretty sure the Founding Fathers- a few of whom were vehemently anti-Christian- would foam at the mouth knowing the treatment religion gets in modern day America.

You know what else shouldn’t be tax exempt? Any church!

I wish Kinja's search function didn't suck so much. Because I've posted all this info a few times, and several commenters have had good results as a result.

OMG...you could never divorce or you'd be breaking the hymen. Sluts.

This is so dumb, the “who knows?” shrugging. This is like every form of being horrible to others that hasn’t yet been codified as “you guys, this is not a good way to be a human being” - racism, “animals can’t feel pain”, etc.