i miss being a teen and having the energy to experience strong emotions over shit that doesn't matter
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The_Ocelot
His dick isn't missing. That's a phallusy,
BUT WHO WAS PHONE???????????
I lived with an ex boyfriend who would become enraged if I left the cupboards open, but not real rage, passive aggressive white-nonsense rage. I would often blame the open cupboards on a ghost I swear was trying to break us up.
Uhm, 15 + 6 = white and gold. Y'all are all fucked up.
I got married in the basement of an abandoned house and everyone sat on a mud floor. I wore a dress I've kept since the 7th grade that my mother made me out of yarn she made from soybeans.
none of these words even make sense as words to me any more. Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know banana Taipei megawatt glowstick cough syrup.
You know who has really great skin? Beck.
She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...
Hate to break it to you, Bible thumpers: Parents who raise their kids without religion are doing just fine, studies…
The Oscars are just a mess. They reward stereotypes of people of color (African Americans especially). They reward disability porn (the frontrunners this year for both best acting nods played disabled/sick people in the roles, so the message is - if you want an Oscar, play disabled). They reward conventionally…
Ethan has awesome hair, is the most chivalrous man I've ever met, is brilliant, well-educated, ambitious, and makes me laugh.
This is something I'm slowly realizing. My life dream was to be married to a great guy with an amazing career and I'd just take care of him. That was it. All I wanted. And then at 30 and a failed 9 year relationship I realized that it wasn't going to happen. So I went to grad school and started doing the types of…
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Way to take it to the next level, cats.
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Showing my decrepitude:
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This is the first time in recent memory I've been proud of my country. Never worked a day in your life and you're trying to tell working people how to dress? Eat an inbred dick. If I ever met the royal family I would show up wearing nothing but a soiled diaper and an American flag pin. For freedom. (Not really, I'm…
Whatever the final catalyst is, I'm for it. Fuck their dumbass Quiverfull bullshit up the ziggy with a waa-waa brush.
What about Avatar? I swear I thought James Cameron was really jacking off in that movie.