Oh, the platters and the asses. Platters and asses extending off to the horizon, for as far as the eye can see.

Ohhh! So pretty! 

Spotty nose! Boop boop!

White with blue eyes. The “world’s most beautiful cat.”

It feels weird to say cat appreciation could be racist, but it’s a very ordinary cat.

Frank, these people aren’t here for you. “Weird Al” Yankovic is on that plane!

“Actually, being around me is a privilege” sounds exactly like what any garden variety malignant narcissist would say. Sweet and wonderful to the world at large, and a devil at home and to anyone unlucky enough to fall into their orbit as a dependent (think children, spouses, & employees).

“She knows she can be tough at times,” the source continued, “but believes she works hard and is extremely creative and that it’s a privilege to work for her and be around her.”

The dildo train loves dark tunnels.

Sounds like someone likes to “get off” at train stations. (I’ll see myself out)

I immediately thought of this:

The other Analogue consoles have semi-official jailbreak firmware that allows them to run emulators for other systems of the same general era. Unless the FPGA in the Pocket is significantly underpowered (which I doubt; it’s probably just the same FPGA with a different core), I suspect the same will happen, no ROM cart…

Mike, we’re in the middle of a pandemic and now you’re FORCING me to spend $200 on this absolutely beautiful piece of machinery? What did I ever do to you??

I put some steaks on the grill at 700 degrees yesterday, so Death Valley and their “hottest place on Earth” can suck it.

To be fair, I’m sure she likes some masks...

I had to look it up- you guys really meant Chuck Woolery, as in fucking game show host “Chuck Woolery!”  I thought he was dead!  

I knew that game as Gynoug , and I love it

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We can only hope there is a second robot and that William Sanderson (of Blade Runner fame) is the builder. The entire film hinges on him delivering one line.