In case anyone wants to watch trailer that this post talks about but didn’t include, here it is:

I keep reading it as “Polonium”, which is kinda apt actually, since I’d be equally likely to want to touch either.

• Mortal Shell

Matt McMuscles actually had a really good “What Happened” about it.

collect samples of that spot and bring them back to Earth

Be on the lookout for:

“Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.”

I think I can speak for everyone here when I say more companies need to end their statements with the sentence “I fucking hate it here”, optionally accompanied by a small animal brandishing a weapon of some sort.

Waiting on this one myself:

If Star Trek taught me anything, it is that aliens have the same genitals as us.

The only thing I wanted from Ubisoft for over a decade now is Beyond good and evil 2. But there is no way in hell that I’ll be buying it(if it ever comes out) with the way Ubisoft is behaving. There is no way in hell I’ll support a company this despicable, greedy and corrupt.

Let’s take apart that blog post of theirs, shall we?

This article about a Slayer playlist has a disappointing lack of thrash metal music.

This is why it’s always morally okay to pirate.

If you have the original versions, just mod them. It’s incredibly impressive what the mod community has done.

I got an error when launching any of the three games: