When Johnny goes wiping ass again hurrah, hurrah...

Hoarding toilet paper really has to be one of the dumbest things a person can do... Hearing about those who do, I’m always wondering how much shitting exactly these people are planning to do after society’s come to an end; it’s not as if there’s going to be any water in the pipes to flush their toilets with anyway. ;)

Top image reminds me of Demon Sword by Taito from the original NES

““Frankly, we’re the world leader in infectious diseases.””

Yeah, he’s about to be right, but not in the way that he thinks. 

It’s an old meme, sir. But, it checks out.

Man, God is an asshole.

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this but I did.

It’s sad to say I haven’t laughed that hard for months.

What the fuck is that abomination you have for the lead image?

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When I saw that there was one comment on this story I knew it was already far too late for me.

Oddly enough he sold it back to gamestop for $13 in store credit.

Send those bombs back here to Oregon. A whale might wash up on our beaches at any time

Toyota is building a whole “Ass City”? Sure it’s not a half “ass city”? or is it a “half-ass city” (e.g. Orlando).

Or, did you mean a “whole-ass” city?

#punctuation #dobetter

*a lot

I’m still waiting for MS-Tres. Shit’s been held up longer than Half-Life.

Okay, I know this game is technically last decade, because it came out in 2009, but 3D Dot Game Heroes does not get enough love and recognition. It pioneered the the voxel art style years before Minecraft came out, and it’s beautiful. It’s a massive love letter to classic Zelda games, but so much larger and more…

I can’t read Japanese, but I imagine this pretty much says:

- “Muscles”
- “Muscles Over Here
- “More Muscles Over There”
- “Put a Bigass Muscles Right Here”
- “Teeny-Tiny Bigass Muscle Right There”
- “Don’t Forget More Muscles on This Side”
- “Bone Shaped Muscles in Between the Regular Ones”
- “This Muscle Should Slightly…