WTF America.

Centipedes are the ones that bite. So it could be worse!

All bark and no bite!

“30-year-old”

“failed fuck soap”

Those kind of warrior skeletons remind me of this song every time.

All I’m sayin’ yo.

“I’ll give you a topic: One of the handsomest billionaires ever is neither handsome nor a billionaire. . . .”

If God did send us Donald Trump, I’m pretty comfortable signing myself up for Satan’s hordes. I mean, if we ever needed a clear sign of which side we should be on in this whole thing and who the real bad guy is, I feel like Trump would be it

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I get your joking but fuck off with that. 3 am is the middle of my work day. I’m not alone, and many of us night folk are eagerly looking forward to voting Hillary in a few days. Don’t throw us under the bus because Donald doesn’t sleep socially excepted hours.

Her swatstika looks so wrong that I half wondered if it was purposeful and I just didn’t the reference. None of those lines should look like the letter Z.

loved that game. totally wanted to see other superhero games based on a similar model.

Yeah, maybe if all you wanted to do with Superman was “fly thing from point A to point B.”

A ‘good Superman game’ is a tall order, sir. Many great minds have left that puzzle more confounded than when they started.

Wholly, completely disagree. I have a lab mix and a pit mix, and lived with my mom and her two cats for a year. These are my empirical and scientifically meritorious conclusions, based on approximately one year of observation and data collection:
1.) My lab has literally the worst farts ever. LITERALLY THE WORST.…

I refuse to pray for the Oilfields until I get my Baphomet Statute at the state capital:

Goddamn. The butthurt from his supporters after the election will be something to behold. You going to write about Trump’s using Russian propaganda at his rally last night?

Don’t watch CNN.