The_Iron_Goat
The_Iron_Goat
The_Iron_Goat

I’m ready. Let it rip

The best thing that has come out of this is how fucked Ted Cruz is going to be. If he had held out for two more weeks he could be standing with Lindsey Graham, smiling and saying “I told you so.” Instead he caved, and now he either has to stew in this mess or revoke his endorsement and look chickenshit. It makes me so

Can we please call this whole fiasco Pussy-Gate? Please?

And Emma Stone is a ginger. My people.
The *whitest* of the white people.
We’re so white, other white people don’t consider us white.

I’d rather talk about the clown we all love and need more then ever- Homie the Clown.

Tell your neighbours not to be quite so concerned - Trump will be all over this as soon as he is elected.

She’s gotta have one of those heavy duty shop vacs.

Age test. We are old.

EDF, as a series, is the original Goat Simulator.

SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Hi, while I won’t post the link, you can find the iso in full for the American version of this game on emulator sites. While it won’t have the same collector’s value you can still play through this game. All you need is a fairly decent computer, and the ability to follow youtube instructions on setting up pcsx2 (a PS2

I have the weirdest boner right now.

WHY IS THERE AN ASS ON THE BACK OF ITS HEAD?!

“I TOUCH YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP.”

Mama cat looks so surprised, its adorable. I want all of the kittens. All of them.

She is a despicable human being. Fuck her. Oh, hey everyone!!! Today’s non Ann Coulter update (that worthless piece of shit): It’s 5:08 PM in Dubai and the Heat Index is currently 121 degrees, or as the rest of the world says, 50 Fahrenheit. You could easily roast Ann Coulter on a spit in this weather. Also, here’s a