HIS BONER WAS JUST THAT IMPORTANT.

I have to throw people out all the time who yell, “Show me your cock.”

It was just something we said in the navy.

Of course, Battle Star Galactica.

Um, BSG? Little help here? Battlestar Galactica?

Some of the best music to ever grace A Mega-Drive.

I like this one best.

Golden Axe, Altered Beast and Streets of Rage were awesome games.

Did you say masturbating zombies?

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

Has anyone checked Saturn?

.

Just exactly was I was thinking

meanwhile in my basement where i played with my college friends

Looks good Sega...hold it steady... uh oh...

YES THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED. THANK YOU SEGA.

Track: Dopethrone | Artist: Electric Wizard | Album: Dopethrone