So... this was a concept album?

I’m a peaceful goat. I just want to listen to metal, play video games, and not give money to shitty companies. But when necessary, I can disintegrate poor, sorry fools with my eye lasers.

They’re basically the Vatican of video games. If people keep giving them money and supporting them, they’re not going to change, not really. STOP GIVING THEM MONEY. If you want to play their games, pirate that shit. Yeah, I said it. Fight me.*

Well, now you know... and knowing is half the battle!

Well, I’m certainly promoting it... Can’t speak for anyone else here. ;-)

...And we’re back to piracy. The cracked versions floating around out there in pirateland have all the DLC activated and included, so track down a copy, fart in Ubisoft’s general direction, and have a blast, matey!

Even if I legitimately purachase a game, I always download a cracked copy anyway and archive it. That way, it’s mine forever and I never have to worry about DRM headaches.

Hairy man-leg Toad approves!

Meh, it’s EA, so you should be pirating those games anyway.

I love the smell of burgers in the morning.

Dead? Did somebody say dead?

*ahem*

Screw that, I’m holding out for the massive ultimate collector’s edition that comes with a real live super-jumping goathorse!

Screw that, I’m holding out for the massive ultimate collector’s edition that comes with a real live super-jumping…