Also a red SP.

Fairyland Story or GTFO.

Kittehs! :-D

I’m still waiting for my Dark Souls booze.

That tengu is like, “I have the weirdest boner right now.”

The accident was obviously fatal for the driver, who is currently the only reported person two people in the car.

tigers in the present day seem more than big enough to accommodate the average human being

I was totally rocking Zeliard on my IBM PS/2 back in the day. Some kind of remake or modern sequel would be great, but that’s such a “deep cut” of a game that I’ve never had much hope for a revival.

Hmm... Cannibal Corpse would be a better fit for RE.

In other news, leaked documents from the woods show bears really want to shit there.

Yup.

Someone assembled the Insanoflex, didn’t they?

Twerk Hero? Man, Activision really missed the boat on this one. Just think of all the plastic butt controllers they could have sold...

How about a gun rack for your chair? And then if you’re really serious, a gun rack for your gun rack.

All chairs should have a sword holder. I mean, is it just me, or does anyone else hate having to get up every time you need to behead someone and shout, “There can be only one!”?

Holy shit, a new Cresta game?!

That’s about as metal as anything officially starring Ronald McDonald is going to get