No, but I feel a pulsing sensation somewhere else...

Yeah, I’m honestly more interested in the Duo, and I’ll definitely be attempting to order one when the day comes. I no longer expect that to be anytime soon. The Duo almost certainly won’t be shipping this year (although Analogue is more than welcome to prove me super fucking wrong).

[sees goat]  SOLD!!!

The real question is when will I be able to get a PS5 in WOODGRAIN? Dammit Sony, we’re five generations in and you still won’t give me a Playstation in glorious woodgrain! Why? Why?!

Oppa Yukon style!

Relevant:

...And nothing of value was lost.

Your TV just doesn’t appreciate quality humor.

Yeah... JFC. He’s just straight-up trolling us with corporatespeak.

Me: I like tall women.

Clicked for Terminal Velocity, was disappointed.

Starred for ye olde schoole.