Same. Launch PS4 with no problems. Had two PS3s die, but the PS4 just keeps on truckin’ with nary a loud fan to be heard.

We’re gonna need a bigger bucket.

At least she’s not a veterinarian.

A small change in the placement of the hyphen would make this story much more interesting.

Video games: tormenting arachnophobes for forty years (maybe more).

Wait... David Crosby’s still alive?

The good news is, as is typical with militia types, we’re not exactly dealing with the great minds of the 21st century here. Just kidnap the governor from her home? Blow up a bridge? Molotov cocktails? Their entire playbook is cribbed from B-grade action movies.

Where the hell was the Secret Service? Shouldn’t they be standing by with flyswatters or cans of Raid or something?

Because I’ve been playing Huntdown lately:

GOVERNOR CUOMO TO SEND PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY A ‘NEW YORK CARES’ GET WELL PACKAGE

Ah, if only that statement were literal...

#teammanatee

We the people don’t mean shit and we can’t do a thing to change it.

Relevant:

Not a cult. Nope, not a cult at all.

The only XBox One that matters:

Leave it to Iowa to fuck something up. I lived there for five years. It fucked me up, and I still haven’t recovered.

Clicked for the Portal reference, was not disappointed.