The_Iron_Goat
The_Iron_Goat
The_Iron_Goat

Clicked for Judas Priest, was disappointed.

The Moon’s too close. I’m fine with them being sent to Mars.

Also, don’t bite the heads off any bats. Good advice for any time, but even more so given our current situation.

Old trolls don’t die, they just lurk under their bridges once in a while.

On the bright side, the cover art makes it look like some evil god-thing is launching an enormous fire-dick at the hero. More of that, I say!

The single most useful thing you can have when first starting out is a map. Found this after some Googling:

The bar has the cooperation of Sega, Arc System Works, SNK, City Connection (which owns the rights to Jaleco’s catalog), G-Mode (which owns the rights to Data East games and, in Japan, Tetris), Paon DP (which also owns the rights to some Data East games), and Dotemu SAS.

For educational purposes, I’d like to point out that there are other Pokéholes in Japan...

One of my feral porch cats:

Medicocre white cat failing upwards.

Maybe you’re just not playing the right games.

Thank goat I’m an atheist!

Counterpoint: NOPE.

Agreed. PlayStation controllers are so much better.

The Dildo Train has no brakes!

Never before have I encountered a company that hates my financial solvency as much as Analogue. ;-)