Edit: I worded that badly. He’d bang the nurse in his office, not the hot, stuffy and loud gym.

Fun fact: almost all of Rygar’s music is produced with only two of the NES’s five sound channels. The two pulse wave channels do it all - one for bass, one for melody. The sole exception is the ending theme, which uses the noise channel for the little percussion taps.

Mandatory:

How do you burn a livestream? Asking for a Norwegian friend.

Cool, I fought one of those once.

Friendly reminder:

As a retail worker on the front lines of this, I gotta say I’m not convinced that some of the people who come through the store do that much wiping anyway...

“Essential retail”? In an age of digital purchases and buying the physical stuff from any number of online sources? Wow, we’ve blown past money-grubbing corporate bullshit and straight into the realm of delusion here.

That’s just a rumor. More likely it was a cucumber who had totally had enough.

I predict he’ll go full Idris Elba and cancel the Apocalypse.

“When I said I was into cougars, this wasn’t what I meant!”

Their appetites for many things cannot be contained...

Witt chimed in. “My thought is, if you’re gonna get it, you’re gonna get it. Just like with God. He decides when you’re gonna die,” she said. Coronavirus, she said, is the “same thing.”

Sequel plz k thx