Is the maid outfit part of it?

and that he planned to preserve the machine “in the most advanced videogame storage facility ever constructed,”

Uh huh, until it force-chokes you to death one day when you least expect it...

It only needs to run Doom. If we can’t play Doom on it, there’s a Doom-shaped hole in the world that needs to be filled, dammit!

Heh, beat me to it.

The ol’ exploding whale - always a classic.

Wow, A whole ass city? I would expect no less from the Japanese.

Breaking news: Police have released a photo of the alleged graffiti vandal:

No “v” either - “b” is substituted when phonetically writing or saying foreign words.

How Ghosn really escaped: by disguising himself with the ol’ finger mustache!

Yeah baby, Thunder Force IV (I refuse to call it “Lightening Force”) is some mandatory Genesis.

You mean like this guy?

I C:\ what you did there.

From needs to give us 3D Dot Game Heroes 2 already! Hell, I’d even meet them halfway and be satisfied with “3D Dot Game Souls” at this point.

Except for the current president. He gets one of these:

These need to happen. Need.

Clicked for the wall meat, was not disappointed.

Correct. Most geese are, in fact, titled.