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Why sunbathe an asshole when there’s spray tan?

Correct. Ants go in first, then other objects.

Captain Picard always says it better than I can.

The Star Wars game we truly want, deep down, is Star Wars: Gonk. Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Just imagine, a game where you can at last step into the shoes, er, blocky feet of a Gonk, and... do stuff. The game will, of course, end on a huge cliffhanger which will lead to the sequel... Star Wars:…

Porta-Pooper 5000 or GTFO.

I hope the kids totally start bringing this to class:

Soundtrack by Danish/Turkish death metal band Hyperdontia!

he gained access to Valve HQ through a “non-functioning stairwell door”

Clicked for George Carlin, was not disappointed.

Not the only horse parts he’s missing. #stormydaniels

As a socially awkward person, I have that eerie silence thing down pat.

Free participation trophies! Woo-hoo!

The bar really is that low now, isn’t it?

Questions I have:

Driver failed his saving throw versus OH SHIT.