Did somebody say metal banjo?

Pictured: Microsoft CrossBox.

Was it an... evil bean?

Dammit Hasbro, why do you want my money so badly?!

Wow, I had absolutely no idea “bedbug” was such a powerful insult. I’m going to start deploying this in my life.

“Untitled Goose Game”? Sounds like a sequel to this:

Hmm... do you know what a New York Taco is?

Not merely a song, an anthem for my life.

Gradius V. Not only one of my favorite game sequels, but the greatest video game of all time, full stop. G5 isn’t merely another Gradius game, it goes shockingly far beyond. Beautiful graphics, countless callbacks to previous games including Life Force/Salamander, an understated and brilliant soundtrack by veteran…

Meh, they never topped Hell Awaits. Fight me.

Well, I’m off to invent a chainsaw guillotine...

Definitely need to get back to razors.

Some Pikachus not appearing at this festival:

Best video game headshot evar:

Hard to believe Biden would need help with that...