Fun nature fact: Christians contain high amounts of tryptophan.

Cannot unsee.

Jack Handey was ahead of his time.

Well, you can always fire up Minecraft and make a Luigi...

FTFY

Clicked for Zsa Zsa Gabor, was disappointed.

Not difficult, Joe Biden was already a steaming pile.

Still the worst fucking product name of all time.

Pac-Man doesn’t hold a candle to my boyhood games of munching endless lines of pills and listening to electronic music. Also, Super Mario Bros. doesn’t hold a candle to my boyhood games of doing ‘shrooms and crawling though sewage pipes looking for loose change.

Gee, let me think about itNO.

Pardon me for being that goat, but... Half-Life 2 Episode 3 =/= Half-Life 3.

I haven’t seen this latest incarnation of Garfield, so I was like, “Frank Welker?” I now have this weird urge to see Garfield with Megatron’s voice dubbed over, ordering Jon to bring him all the lasagna energon and attack the Autobots.

Why did I confuse Ubisoft with Rockstar? Please ignore my comment, I have a bad case of the dumb today.

  This game says hi.

Can’t wait for the next Thefts & Autos!

Clicked for the Duke reference, was not disappointed.

I’m going to have my entire Challenger redone in woodgrain, and then put these wagon wheels on it:

Don’t forget Woody...

Maybe when we start hitting monster truck territory?

Rise of the Goats?! Shut up and take my money!