O_O

...Aaaaaaand that’s a star for you.

There are even giraffes.

Hey Microsoft: make Brutal Legend 2 happen and I will buy a fucking XBox!

Hey, we’ll just build a wall.

I’ve been in a break room where someone had microwaved fish, perhaps excessively. It was... unpleasant.

FTFY

This is way more interesting than whatever’s going on in that picture.

Clicked for the Deus Ex reference, was not disappointed.

No it won’t...

Dude, I am so there! I can just lounge around and be like, “Entertain me, humans!” Maybe somebody will supply me with a bucket of beer and some Norwegian black metal CDs.

Too late... With Dave Brockie gone, it’s just not Gwar anymore. :-(

Not getting Bruce Willis to perform this character is the mother of all missed opportunities.

Psst... MAME!

I’m going to harass him every day of his life and mine until he makes me forget Men In Black 2.

The rest of the country, on the other hand...