That would ignore the Peach element of the transformation. 

But it’s not just a female Bowser.

Peachser.

EX-ACT-UH-LYYY!

The name made no sense anyway.

Did he call for an amberlamps afterward?

Hey, I'm not against liking other things. I'm just against discounting Nintendo. 

Hawk and Animal apologize to no one.

These guys came first.

She looks like a valet for the Road Warriors/Legion of Doom... at least during that one time they wore white pads.

I didn’t see SimCity 2000 in computer labs until middle school. But I spent most of my time gaming at home, where SimCity on the SNES was freely available.

What, sewage maintenance isn’t the definition of fun to you?

It played just fine. Everything was very straightforward.

I remember presents being in SNES SimCity.

Figured.

Eat my shorts.

The only lawn is 16-bit and scrolls via Mode 7.

Look, I’d have mentioned SimCity: In Pog Form had I not been under the impression we were just talking about video games.

That's apparently the version SimCity DS is based on.

The, uh, one with Dr. Wright.