Immediately what I thought of...

Oh, I know.

“What! Everyone loves SF4.”

Street Fighter IV was okay, the way some Street Fighter II clones in the 90s were okay. It just benefitted from being funded by Capcom. But it was a trash Street Fighter game. Read more

I gotchu.

Milk that franchise dry.
I ain’t touching it, though. The franchise is basically dead after Third Strike, as far as I’m concerned.

The injured turtle was taken to a wildlife reserve, according to Lark, though it seems unfortunately that the turtle died four or five days later due to blood loss. Read more

I know the perfect music to go with those machines.

Wario CHEATS!

Then here comes stank-ass WARIO to ruin the day!

I never read the comics and am unfamiliar with the villains.

The moment I heard Netflix was making a She-Ra cartoon, I asked myself, “Okay, who are they going to make gay in this one?” Read more

And the Stone Protectors and the Toxic Crusaders and the COW Boys of Moo Mesa and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and...

And Tim Curry and Jim Belushi and Ed Asner and Terrence Mann and John Rhys-Davies and all the voice actors they got from Star Trek...

I remember when the film came out, people were touting how it was the modern Princess Bride. That got me interested in watching it! Read more

I KNEW IT! Read more

Metroid Fusion and Circle of the Moon were the better Metroids/Metroid-likes. Read more

I can think of a couple games I played where A and B were swapped. At least for one of those, I was able to change the button layout. For others, no dice...

Because you’ve been holding it like this.

It’s basically the same thing on PlayStation. Read more