Having worked in live TV, something like this happens a lot more than you might think.

Entry-level Pope-Mobile?

Where is the Jalop Kit Car? It transforms a Miata into a poop-brown diesel, retractable hard-top wagon or shooting brake.

Plus for under $100 you can swap in the rear sway bar (and bushings) from TSX and significantly reduce the tendency to under-steer. I did this and it made a world of difference.

Think of all of the pussies you’ll magnet.

18’+ car with two doors. That’s my kinda crazy.

Remember the good old days of NASCAR when, if they needed to increase weight to meet the minimum, they’d just hire a fatter driver?

I was hoping they’d do more to reduce the Jaleel White-esque belt line.

too. many. jokes.

Too bad it wasn’t a Boss 302 Mustang, if only so the “Like a Boss” meme could be used.

Kraft to Goodell:

Yes. To prove how “awesome” you are by proving how stupid you are.

[obligatory] In Soviet Russia, missile system fires YOU!

CODE BROWN!

Arbitrator:

That was my first thought. I figured it was an open hearse model with the some of the hearse adornments removed.

You don’t know that. You’ve never seen or inspected my beard.

This calls for the video linked below, intended without sarcasm. If I could put a tear, shed in the name of beauty, in Well’s eye, I would.

#1 would make a great platform for someone to make a Jalop version of The Duke’s car from Escape from New York.

Would it have killed those cheap bastards at Milton Bradley to make the Hungry Hungry Hippos marbles look like watermelons? Jerks.