“The plausibly fine people over at...”?

That’s the engine I want (in my dreams) to put into my ‘91 Volvo 245.

Triborough nailed it.

Objection, Your Honor! Asked and answered.

This problem can be easily prevented by not having nice things.

duh.

Marty, where we’re going...we don’t need roll-bars.

After seeing equestrian riders in the 2012 Summer Olympics with what seemed to be some kind of airbag jacket that activates if they fall off the horse, I wondered how long it would take for something like that to be adapted for motorcycle riders.

It’s incomprehensible to me that my current state of residence (New Jersey) is so low (safe) on the list. I’ve lived all over the Northeast and NJ drivers are the worst (with the exception of Manhattan cab drivers). I’ve lived in 6 of the 11 Northeastern states. New Jersey drivers combine the worst aspects of the…

I came here to make/see that joke. I was not disappointed.

I blame Thomas Edison fanboys.

history books will show that this is where the Great Tailpipe Gonorrhea Outbreak originated.

This would be perfect as a theme-song for an Anime series/movie about him.

The only cure is the Richmond Straight-Pipe treatment.

YOU WILL NEVER SILENCE US, BIG RUBBER! You better come to grip with our tireless efforts to expose the public to the promise of our tire-less future! Tread lightly, lest your inflated sense of importance be punctured by the new reality!

I assumed he isn’t a real cop, thus the baton is is the most powerful weapon in his arsenal.

It’s a Volvo. The car is the cage.

Well, the cab of the cart IS black, so it had it coming, apparently.

From the Island of Dr. Moregaux

This Swiss guy thinks that’s so quaint.