This show did (sort of) introduce us to the (eventual) cutie, Brenda Song, who was busy pimping Reese's Puffs cereal at the time. "Reese's for breakfast?!?"

You had me at Singer (blah, blah, blah) 911.

Does the license plate read "NOS4A2" ?

that not ice sickle. THIS ice sickle:

Hard to say from the pics, but I hope it doesn't suffer from the same Steve Urkel disease as the Camaro with a very high belt-line and low roof-line resulting in very small greenhouse. While it may look good/interesting on a car (unlike Mr. Urkel) it makes for some compromised ergonomics.

I was thinking A5. Regardless, it seems to resolve the part of the outgoing model's styling that I disliked the most.

The red Pinto wagon driven by the Illinois Nazis in the Blues Brothers, as it falls to earth from a great height.

but...I'd have to drink tea. I get that billions of people drink it regularly, but whenever I've tried it over the years, it always just tastes like warm(or hot), dirty water. The idea of drinking that regularly is kind of depressing, thus defeating the purpose.

I didn't think a Honda Insight could go 200mph if you dropped it out of a plane at altitude, modified or no.

The Honda Vibe?

but does it poutine?

true. true. Apologies. I got to thinking about poutine-on-demand in the car and lost sight of the original point of the story. My faux pas.

making is super-easy to drive it like your hair's on fire.

I always assumed that button deployed poutine.

a VW with extra hinkey-ing added to the wiring/electrical? CP, even if it came with a trunk-load of spare window regulators.

...and THAT is why they named the company Ford.

Juste les bons garçons d'ol
Ne jamais dire de mal
Beats tout ce que vous avez jamais vu
Eu des démêlés avec la loi
Depuis le jour où ils est né

Redresser les courbes
L'aplatissement des collines
Un jour, la montagne pourrait obtenir 'em
Mais la loi ne le sera jamais

Faire leur chemin
De toute façon, ils savent
C'est juste un peu…

Is there a flag of the Vichy French government painted on the roof? Les Duxes de Hazzard?

the "lack of" is understood.