you should get that checked out. It might be infected.

The FT-86 doesn't need less roof, it needs MOAR roof! FT-86 wagon. Make it happen!

Hyrogylyphing and driving kills.

I don't know if it qualifies, but we had what might have been the only 1997 Plymouth Voyager with a 4-cyl ( the 2.2 L K I4, 96 hp, 119 lb·ft - I believe) mated to a manual 5-speed.

I've got to go "Art" my beater Camry.

Have you dealt with consumers/"the public" recently in a retail or customer service environment? They ARE sadistic exploiters.

I've long held (based on-road observations) that driving a Mercedes is an outward manifestation of a personality disorder. I can't say if that translates to older/classic Merc drivers, but for late-models, it seems to hold up.

they left out the integral roll of mirrors and ball-bearings.

Please let this be a people version of the Alameda-Weehawken burrito tunnel.

In Poland, they don't nest dolls.

VW: Ran when built.

what's the Spanish translation for CEL?

if only they could figure out a way to make a road out of rails. Two rails would probably be sufficient. Damn you science, get with the inventing already! This is why we can't have nice things!

VW: We may not have invented the Check Engine Light, but we've perfected it.

That will buff out.

"the river meanders purposefully..."?

yeah, this was 1st thing I thought of too.

high energy density, renewable, delicious.

Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer?