yes, well...um...of course he's human. I was...er...just trying to point out that he's...uh...his hands are SUPER human. Yeah. That's it. That's the story I'm going with.

Be still my beating heart. No, literally. Owning one of those would soon cause my heart to actually stop beating.

sure, Italy's on the verge of economic and political collapse, but I can think of no better evidence that they are worthy of a bailout than this little barber poll of heaven.

that's exactly what I was thinking.

PHOTOSHOP! The real Swedish Chef has actual human hands.

what of the bones/joints/ligaments/cartilage/etc? I'm all for bigger, faster, stronger and whatnot, but snapping your humerus when you flex your bicep would not be very funny.

holy shit! I thought of this EXACT idea like 10-15 years ago. Son of a...

alcohol is an antiseptic, isn't it? Just mix up a batch of drinks w/151 Rum or similar super high proof liquor, then drain, rinse and walk away.

when I worked at a radio station & they rolled out a new system (1997-ish, I want to say) certain outlets were automatically preempted by the emergency message while others had 15 or so minutes to air the message before it would automatically cut in w/ the message.

they'd likely freeze to death there. I was thinking Cuba. Supposedly they have a great healthcare system. Plus, didn't Cuba essentially do the same thing to us in the early 80's? At least there they won't freeze.

shut up and go pickup those power converters from Tashi Station. ;-)

well, most of the movies they're depicting also usually follow generic formulas, so why wouldn't the posters follow suit?

so what we can surmise from this is that approx 20 guns are brought to U.S. airports on a daily basis.

I wonder if 60's-70's era black TV/Movie characters are pissed that the term "bro" has been co-opted by contemporary d-bags?

'SPLOSIONS!

hope they fixed the traction/stability control. From what I've heard it was WAY too over-aggressive & seemed like it was at least a generation behind other company's set ups.

clearly you've never watched Force 10 from Navarone

just the tip?

Aside from chassis strength/stiffness, will the stock drive-train be able to handle the power that a decent turbo upgrade might deliver? For argument sake, say +50 hp/tq over stock?

they're taking a cue from the NFL teams in the area. Also, which one would YOU rather market?