Please - shit 100 bucks isnt nearly enough 1000 might teach them to not do this shit again. Hell a 1000 dollar fine might just be the thing that causes that Challenger or RAM owner to miss their next payment ... and that would be too bad wouldnt it.

The Civic Type R of the era may not have come to the U.S., but it made 182 horsepower. Not far off from the Integra’s 195.

They want to make sure that you can’t easily look out and see that hideous car reflected back at you in a storefront refection.

Last Hot Wheels car on the rack.

I don’t care if it tickles my balls while giving me a blowjob, it’s irredeemably ugly. No matter how good this giant SUV handles, it can’t escape my overwhelming desire to torch every one I see.

What good is pleasant driving experience if it’s wrapped in a hideous exterior?

It looks like the Grand Theft Auto version of itself.

Fine, I’ll say it. Porsche 914. I just don’t get it.

But then again, so is the exterior.

I saw commercial for the Durango Hellcat that said, “Forget everything you know about performance SUVs!” So I did. And it was a load off my mind.

I rarely side with automakers or dealers, but damn these owners suck and just need to deal with it. This is literally how every consumer product works. Unless there was a contract or documentation stating these would never be made again... too fucking bad? This is what you get for overpaying for stupid vehicles.

Sounds like Dodge making a Mitch Hedberg joke.

Maybe the issue is that the front of the car is just too small to make the grill the obligatory 8x taller on the M model? 

She could use it as a hat for her submarine.

Bring a tugboat.

From his comments though he doesn’t actually know how to fix it other than saying they all have to put their heads together “to look into the balance”.

Fancy Kristen probably needs a dinghy for her yacht, this could work.

Good. Flippers add zero value but drive up prices and inflate demand. May they all lose their shirts. 

You just described a whole lot of human “artists” as well.