“She recognized the opportunity posed by that clown posse, and hit it so far out of the park”

Or Bush could have not invaded Iraq in which case it's a safe bet there'd be no ISIS and a few thousand Americans would still be alive. You might also want to check your facts because the Status of Forces Agreement mandating the withdrawal of US forces was signed in 2008 by Bush.

Solid performance but Josh Lucas is still never going to win an Oscar.

I hope every person who made snide remarks about how she could go cry on a bag of money now understands that there is no amount of money that can compensate for the loss of child, particularly when your child dies in a painful and unnecessary fashion.

This is so sad. Losing her son in such a horrible way, knowing the killers will likely be acquitted, and being in the center of all of this media attention. I hope that Ms. Darden gets the help she needs and that she can some day find some semblance of peace. She, as well as her whole family, are in my thoughts.

I hope he gets every fucking penny, continues his education, and has a better life than any of those sad ass mother fuckers ever will.

I did a spit take when I heard this. Thanks for calling bullshit. Hearing a rich guy who announces football games for a living complain about taxes makes me dust off my guillotine.

Neanderthals were an intelligent and creative species, and archaeologists now think that they contributed much more both to our modern culture and our gene pool than previously thought. Don’t lump them in with this assclown.

“tactless,” “undiplomatic” “insensitive?”

Greatest athlete commercial ever.....

Ladies and gentlemen, the 28th state to enter the Union, but the first in your hearts and your nightmares, Texas.

I guess you can say... [Puts on sunglasses]... cooler heads prevailed.

“Would you ask Tom Petty that question?”

I was teaching them how to read and RIGHT which means playing the game the RIGHT way not playing the game the hot dogging pants-dragging way these kids today play the game with their smartphones and their grinder dot com they can go to whenever they feel sad that they didn’t get a participation trophy in my literature…

Last time I checked excessive celebration is a penalty in the National Football League act like you been there before Clay Matthews, you’re a role model for children everywhere and you are acting like you never been there before and the little Millennials are eating it up I worked in the school system for thirty seven…

“ If you don’t succeed in business, you shouldn’t be the first one to step up and complain about getting paid.”

But we don’t need unions or collective bargaining or wage laws because each individual server can just use the vast power and leverage they hold to stop the managers from doing this sort of thing. Also I have a magic unicorn rabbit that shits skittles.

They don’t need to, which makes this whole thing they’re doing even classier.

I can’t imagine what the friends and family of all those wounded and killed are going through today. I can’t begin to comprehend what his mother is going through today. Thoughts and prayers for everyone effected by this.

Do you actually know anything about Chancellor’s situation or what he is facing? He plays a violent, unpredictable sport. He has been healthy and is one of the best strong safeties in the league. Those things may not be true for much longer, but Chancellor’s contract is mostly unguaranteed. Meaning, he shoulders…