If a penis falls in Hollywood, and no one cares, is there a sound?

If you ever wondered what the state of insanity that you know as ‘Indiana’ would look like if it aspired to take human form, look no further than the sub-human bottle of White-Out, Mike Pence. Non-ironically square-headed, and so lacking in anything even remotely approaching color as to be the absolute emobodiment of…

Boom!

The Trump-Pence administration is living proof that Orange isn’t the new black: It’s the Alt-White.

Mr. Allen describes his character as being “funny, likable and conservative,” when in fact he is only one of the three.

I am in total alignment with Mr. Uchimura on this.

This play is a perfect metaphor for what’s happening in the NFL right now:

Boom!

Finding heartfelt, compassionate, and insightful sports commentary is like finding heartfelt, compassionate, and insightful leadership coming from the White House.

I am waiting for Ms. Lopez to be cast in a project in which she portrays a one-dimensional actress/singer, who holds herself out as a regular human being, when in fact there are holograms of her that have more authenticity.

The bottom picture is really the poster for the upcoming Dumb and Dumber reboot, entitled Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest.

Ann Coulter.

Off topic, what year is it atop Mr. Gundy’s head?

Given the role misogyny played in Mr. O’Reilly’s ouster, isn’t the use of the word ‘bitch’ in this column’s title more than a little ironic?

Talk about running the ol’ “hook and ladder” one last time...

I am not you; we are one.

Reading your comment, I was moved to understand how much of mine was colored by the likes of Scott Walker and Paul Ryan. Thank you for the correction.

No, Wisconsin is that awful.

As regards the use of the word ‘terrorism’ in instances like this, you might want to consult with the people, most of whom I am guessing are women, to ascertain whether or not they experience terror in its application.

Given Mr. Spicer’s most recent nuclear cow pie, I would say that in acting as press secretary, he is in way over his head.