I believe that’s “I’m missing teeth” face...

Stanford University:

“Make America Deflate Again.”

“After what we experienced with Aaron Hernandez, I really just started to think Trump has a lot of good points,” said Brady.

Tom Brady: Even Bigger Piece of Shit Than Anyone Suspected

Tom Brady will miss next start for failing concussion protocol.

They’re not Muslims, you dumb fuck. India is almost 80% Hindu. You’re too stupid to even be a good bigot.

Oh no!!!!!! I hate hearing that! I love seeing celebs like Chris Pratt & Chris Evans hanging out at children’s hospitals & teaching kids how to fight Hydra & wrangle velociraptors. Paul Newman even called my house & left a message on my answering machine when I sent a letter to interview him when I was 12. Now THAT is…

Me right now

Was Elton John’s “The Bitch Is Back” not available?

I can think of easier money hustles than accusing someone of rape.

“The question of what instigated that is what we’re trying to figure out,” Laing said.

Okay, boys, make sure you do this in as chickenshit a manner as possible. You hit him while his back is turned, then you hit him while he’s down.

One kid going out of his way to ambush an official is one thing. Two of them doing at once tells me this was ordered from the sidelines. If that’s true, end their season right now and fire the staff.

How interesting that the team who tried to unionize beats the team from a school named after a racist robber baron on Labor Day weekend.

One of the most incredible things I’ve seen from the air was Chicago from 35000 feet on a crystal clear day. I wasn’t even sure what the little cluster of development was at first glance, but then I saw Lake Michigan and identified a few landmark buildings. (The route was MCI-DTW if anyone is curious.)

Chrissy Hynde, I doubt you’re reading this, but...it wasn’t your fault.

God, those Gawker comments were horrible. I posted something along the lines of ‘what the hell is wrong with you people? He isn’t Josh Duggar. He hasn’t hurt anyone” and I got maybe 4 stars. This is a sad story and I don’t understand why people are being so cruel.

"It's tough getting to 80."

"Does anybody remember defense?"