It's the year 2014 and TMZ has more credibility than the NFL. Well done Roger.

I remember the Kentucky Fried Chicken days, and I remember the time that frying anything was the worst (it happened a few years after the "oat/bran in everything" trend). The KFC name change wasn't about chicken or even associations with Kentucky, it was all about taking focus off FRIED FOOD, the latest (at the time)…

Why are they playing during Vin Scully's story time? I'm serious. I could listen to him tell baseball stories all day long. The game is secondary. God bless him and God bless Don Zimmer. RIP.

I am a graduate student at UCSB, and almost all of my students live in Isla Vista. My heart is heavy and my stomach churns over this, the latest in a string of terrible things to happen to our community. Between the particularly violent gang rapes a few months back and the riots in April, this community has already…

I honestly don't see why this is on Jalopnik, but this comment is an executive summary of what is wrong with our country's attitudes on male sexuality.

The guy shoots up 6 people, and the first thing you do is reference his sexual "status" in a way that acts like there is a problem with him being a virgin.

Answer this:…

I always hate it when a celeb seems awesome, but turns out to be a total dick. Thanks for validating my love for Gary Oldman.

What a great story!

Thanks for sharing that story! Definitely one of the coolest "celebrity encounter" stories I've ever heard.

I am SO happy to read this story and learn that he is indeed as awesome a person as I always thought he was!

That's a fantastic story! I'm glad to know he's as good of a guy as he seems.

And the 'fans' would still blame Bartman.

" What's the point in having prison if it isn't unpleasant and not fun?"

Bend over backward, pal? I asked you not to piss in the sink, touch the ladies, or fuck with the furniture. If those are "arbitrary rules" where you come from, please stay in that exact spot forever.

A pretty natural regression when you go from Kobe to Tyson.

Except, you know, the new information about sexual assaults at Florida State not being investigated properly (multiple ones), the second consultation after an encounter with Winston, the freshman student who dropped out after being raped on campus and TPD not investigating...

Honest question. Do you really not see the news value in seeing these police reports for the first time, laying out the missteps in the investigation (many of which have never been previously reported)? Or do you personally just not want to hear about this story anymore?

Well then you're an idiot, or a Florida State fan...Quite possibly both.