Hey, MMM, I know it’s been a while but I thought that if you have some youngsters in your life you may be interested in my first kids picture book, “Lonely the Only.” Here’s the link, in case you need.

Yeah, you’re right, Michael.

So Coachella is on track to bcome the new Sun City?

Not even an honorable mention for Noland “Super Gnat” Smith?

If I died and went to hell, I would be reincarnated as the president-neglect’s belt.

I see a defamation class action suit being brought by partisan hacks the world over in the not-too-distant future...

It made most of what is published look inconceivably anemic by comparison...

You’ve clearly never worked on a big studio film in which even if there is a director of note, A-list on-camera talent is the tail that wags that dog, make no bones about it...

What is it with Greeks and financial irresponsibility?

This video should be used to detect whether someone has passed on or not because if you can watch this and not be moved to tears, you’re clinically dead.

This vacuous soul is the human equivalent of White-Out.

Boo-fucking-oom!

Well, I now know at least one person who is destined for a Cabinet appointment in a Clinton White House...

When did Ann Coulter have a kid?

Not hearing what preceded this clip, it’s impossible to say with dead certainty but it feels like Mr. Scully is taking a more-than-back-handed swipe at my friend Bernie Sanders.

All true, to be sure. I guess it’s an issue of interpretation. For my money, none of those things happened not because of anything Nixon did to emerge victorious. The system was (and is) so corrupt that there was no way he was going to face any kind of real repercussion. As for his status as an elder statesman, he was…

No snark, but how did Nixon beat the government? He ultimately resigned in disgrace.

It was the summer of 1978, in Washington, D.C. I was working as in intern at a lobbying group in the city, living in an apartment building masquerading as a dormitory. Not making any money and having little of my own forced me to become creative about spending my weekends doing things that felt fun/culturally…

I, for one, salute Mr. Wolford’s spirit: for fuck’s sake, at a time when most people his age have long since cashed out and are just making lazy circles in Life’s inevitable descent, this being has the soul to embrace Life with honesty, wonder, and, above all, love.

Yeah, so tragic that so many never got the memo that personal responsibility is a door that swings both ways.