Having had the displeasure of serving Ms. Jenner and her coterie of human shit that sticks to her shoes, I can attest to a couple of remarkable traits.

Why don’t we just add “Personal Responsibility” to the extinction list and just get it over?

“The world lost nothing with their deaths.”

Watching these clips, I get the distinct impression Mr. Smart’s nickname is “Not-So.”

Touche.

You do understand that spinning a result has nothing to do with math, right?

If your comment was any duller, any less insightful, it would qualify as a block hole.

She’s not a Republican; she’s the Koch brothers insurance policy.

I can’t speak to that, the perceived pro-Bernie tilt.

Yeah, you’re right. And the torrent of irregularities coming out of New York today is mere coincidence.

I get it.

It’s the way they cast the loss, TT, and if you can’t see that there is nothing I can say that will enable you to.

I almost think it’s hilarious the lengths the media will go to to not-so-subtly paint my friend Bernie Sanders as a loser, at every turn, emphasis ‘almost.’

In defense of the gentleman who required help as it related to being told to leave his sinking car and swim to shore, he did actually take the precaution of leaving his rear windshield wiper on, so he’s not a total idiot.

You know you’ve been waiting tables too long when you read this story, see this woman’s picture, and your walk-away is whether you would card her or not. Based on her picture, definitely. Based on how restaurants like Nobu are about not doing anything to upset their celebrity guests, not so much.

Per Nicki Minaj:

Mr. Wright was being an adult while surfing atop a tsunami of post-adolescent exuberance.

Hoisted on his own retard…

That instant when Mr. Sager’s face softens with what sounds like a resignation he has never felt before is so touching, so hard to watch.

The best part of this video is toward the end, when Nate leaves the false wind of flattery for the tornado of truth: