Boom!

The more I find out about this story, the more tragedy I uncover.

If the New York Times had a shred of dignity left, they would call Ms. Clinton what she is:

Tim, have you ever considered joining forces with Steve Harvey?

For those of you who read this piece and wonder what the head of a circumcised penis would look like with a bad toupe sitting atop it, Mr. Harris has been kind enough to provide you with a visual aid to the answer to your question.

Boom!

Kathy’s most authentic trait is her fake breasts.

What’s happened to the rest of the dildos? That’s easy.

This was a transparent attempt on Mr. Christie’s part to duplicate the bump that my friend Bernie Sanders got when he weighed in on Ms. Clinton’s email scandal.

Well, I think he, Bernie, will adapt more as the campaign wears on. Keep in mind, he has been in the unique position of having his primary opponent using him as a canary in the political coal mine to gauge the viability of positions he has bravely staked out for himself, only to see Ms. Clinton graft her positions…

Agreed. I just don’t think that’s the only metric to use in assessing who you want to run the country.

The woman is nothing if not extremely media savvy/opportunistic. She recognized the opportunity posed by that clown posse, and hit it so far out of the park that even other members of the Radical UnLeft were left grumbling about the surreal level of failure their brethren achieved.

To be fair, my friend Bernie Sanders didn’t have the benefit of being roasted by the members of the Radical UnLeft, aka the members of the GOP who comprised the committee that interrogated Ms. Clinton on Benghazi this last week, which vitalized her presence in the media to a huge extent.

What’s that, you say? The malefactor is being charged with aggravated assault?

When did sniping class warfare asides become a part of announcing professional football? Someone may want to ask Mr. Michaels about all the taxes the NFL hasn’t paid over the years, if he is so concerned about the inequities of the Tax Code.

I don’t ride a motorcycle. It doesn’t matter. If you don’t see this as sociopathic behavior on the part of the person (I use the term loosely) who deliberately swerved to take the motorcyclist down, you have my sympathies.

Given these revelations, I think he’s the perfect fit for the journalistic butt plugs at Fox.

This man has the goods for the vast number of Americans out there who have been taking it dry for so long they don’t know up from down. His political base, a group that is growing substantially by the day, isn’t defined by dated concepts of Democrat/Republican, red/blue: they are people who are so desperate for relief…

You couldn’t be more wrong if you were politically tone-deaf quintuplets. People are understanding that his POLICIES will benefit them, and that labels like “socialist” are irrelevant.

My apologies to Neanderthals everywhere.