In all fairness to Mr. Rice, this video proves his point.

Glad to be of service!

Thank you for reading and commenting so generously.

Thanks for the generous words. Gary's a gem.

You're most welcome; so glad you enjoyed it.

Glad to hear this put a smile on your face.

Thank you. Yeah, he is a great guy. If you could have seen him wedging his way onto the camera stand to be in my sightline to feed me my lines, that alone was really impressive. (Lesser A-list talent won't deign to do as much; they have a production person stand in for them, reading their lines.)

Ironically enough, the real jungle Mr. Rose must confront is middle age.

Thank you. It was, indeed.

Back when Gary was still married to Uma Thurman ("What?!?! I had no idea!"), I had the pleasure of making my acting debut in a big feature film in a scene where it was just Gary, me, and a third (unconscious) actor in an elevator.

The Cubs could fall out of bed and miss hitting the floor.

Given the innate lack of intelligence/compassion in the mayor's response, I would say he was referring to frontal lobes.

I saw this coming when I read that Mr. Olivo's favorite athlete/gourmand was Mike Tyson.

Being an ex-Hoosier, it's stories like this that make me believe the state motto should be "Wha'?"

The man is an unmitigated tool, make no mistake. The "good ol' boy act" is just that—an act, and a bad one at that.

Yeah, you're spot-on right here.

Thank you very much.

Be so kind as to tell me why, then. Seriously.

And yet…

Mr. Sterling has come to eerily resemble the turd that, despite multiple flushes, refuses to go down the drain.