Exhibit A in the Donald Sterling Isn't Crazy Defense—He's Stupid as a Burning Bag of Shit:

Your devotion to internal logic is exceeded only by the emptiness of your soul.

Question: If the death toll was but one, and you were it, how tragic?

Then again, if he doesn't make the call, what result? Wouldn't he be leaving himself open to censure for that omission?

If the best defense is being offensive beyond words, bravo to this pathetic excuse for a human being, much less a writer.

Right, Stern was demonized by people who reported on his behavior. Those reporters were the warlocks who perpetrated the sorcery that made Stern do what he did.

I'd like to say this is somehow surprising. Sadly, tragically, it's not.

Genius.

Wow—great piece of investigative journalism here! It deftly grazes what may be an underlying socio-cultural predisposition/bias that paints the male of the species in a much more generous light than that of a female who is likely positioned.

Unlike the toxins-masquerading-as-food that these poor workers are peddling, objects that can't degrade because they're so riddled with chemicals to prolong their shelf life, the people who man those counters age disproportionately as the result of working in that environment. And if you doubt what I'm putting forth,…

When asked whether he approved of the alleged attempt, noted celebrity-horse and bon vivant Mr. Ed had this to say:

Being savaged by anonymous people who don't know you because they think you don't look as good in a bikini as they think you should is as demeaning as it gets, for all concerned.

Having toiled in fine dining eateries in the diamond mines you know as Beverly Hills, I learned one invaluable, immutable lesson: With people of a certain stripe (read: typically the turbo-rich) the biggest service an eatery like the one mentioned in this piece provides is the chance to spend one's money…

Your discomfort with the second story is risible. Why should the rules of civility be suspended in restaurants? Why should people who serve food for a living be subject to unreasonably rude and offensive behavior? What interest is being served by making people not responsible for their conduct?

Your inability to understand it is predicated on one simple misconception: that the mentally-afflicted have a choice in that way that those who aren't thusly afflicted do, and that is quite definitely not the case.

For those of you wondering how small Mr. Cube's penis is. Or, for that matter, how shriveled his desiccated soul, look no further than the quote attributed to him here.

I used to live across the street from a man who was (and still may be, for all I know) Mr. Depp's driver and right-hand man. We befriended each other, and one day, when talking about work-related matters, he had the occasion to comment about Mr. Depp.

Yeah, that "sigh" really spoiled an otherwise well-written piece, didn't it?

Mr Olbermann's affection for what he has to consider to be a likeminded soul is apparent.

Like the aged boxer who remains in the ring long after his punches lost their snap, Mr. Letterman calls it quits.