TheSimulacra
TheSimulacra
TheSimulacra

I have been on here for as long as you and I think you are full of crap. Yes There is more crap on here but there is a shit ton more articles and there is nothing wrong with this. It is opinion pieces. If you dont like them or you are too much of a “snowflake” as concertives call liberals who are complaining you have

Shut up Kamenrider, that was both amazing and very funny. Grow a sense of humor. 

If there’s anything to complain about it’s that way too many trolls are let loose in the comments these days and don’t get me started on all the racists who think it’s okay to engage with humanity now that one of them sleep farts in the white house.

So going back the last 100 Kotaku posts (excluding things shared from Gizmodo, TAY, deals, etc) I count 7 articles in which Overwatch figure at all.

The front page right now has EVE: Online, Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, Street Fighter, Ark Survival Evolved, something about an EA exec, For Honor and Skyrim. You’re inability to click anything other than Overwatch is not the fault of the readers or staff of this website.

I hate even more when video game blogs talk about popular games that are popular.

I went into this expecting the joke to hopefully extend as far as a video running on screen that implied you could play Bastion with one button and no effort.

I was wrong.

And this was glorious.

I want to see someone make a mod for this game about the office scene in The Matrix.

I also hate when video game blogs talk about video games.

“let’s attempt to maintain neutrality”

I hate to break it to you, but they already use violence. Dylan Roof. Mosque shootings and arson. Pizzagate. They got the jump on us as far as violence goes.

That I would need to say, “This platform is heinously destructive to human life, rights, and dignity” explicitly tells me you didn’t pick up on the tone and implicit message of the OP.

Try some nuance in your reading before you go upbraiding someone for excoriating fucking Nazis for being fucking Nazis, thanks.

“What happens when the far right decides it’s okay for them to start punching people for saying things they don’t like?”

Ok see they kill people for being different. Popping them in the nose is definitely fine.

It’s true. We definitely haven’t had enough discussion about the positive merits of ethnic cleansing. This is a side that should be debated more robustly and hasn’t really had a fair chance to flesh itself out. Quickly, fellow 14 year old Libertarians! To Reddit!

Of course there’s a difference between refusing to provide a platform for awful, inhuman, repellent ideologies and resorting to violence in the face of expression of the same--but there’s also a difference between advocating restraint and engaging in useless hand-wringing over actions ranged against an ideology that

This is not your safe space fam

You should apply to Kotaku so they can have your pro-Nazi alternative facts represented.

I wonder how many folks will take a swing at this and miss the implicit message; my guess is that the number will be fairly low, given that the initial audience is likely to be comprised primarily of folks who were already on board with the message the parody is trying to send—but still.

As for the existential

Sounds like my dating life.