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Ooh, ooh...a fat joke. About Christie. How did you ever come up with that one?

HAHA! FAT PEOPLE JOKES. I LOVE IT MAGGLE!

All you need to know about Chris Christie is that he had the balls to say this during the debate last night:

I don’t know, Chris. I have both DraftKings AND ISIS at the top of my list of “Organizations I’d Like to See Rocketed into the Sun”

Haha cause he is fat. Good one!

Haha, good stuff, thanks for posting.

“WHAT A TIME TO BEE A HIVE!!!”

I learned the rosemary tip from the Bruichladdich people at an event a few months back where they were serving The Botanist, and I’m now continually “borrowing” sprigs from my neighbor’s rosemary plant (bush?).

Bluecoat is spectacular. Between that and The Botanist (add a bit of rosemary to your G&T if you don’t already), there’s really no need to drink anything else.

You win this round.

And now Ramseys gone and arsenaled his hamstring

You take that back right now!

Why not? That save was Hasek-like. Or maybe Kahn-like.

Arsenal DNA

In the realm of Belichick, it’s not extremely dry football talk or dismissive answers, so it counts

That’s a pretty low bar for “meaningful words” you've set there, Samer.

How do they keep winning if they’re cheating? I mean, explain that to me. Cheating means someone loses. They are so good, that they win even when they cheat. You’re all jealous of this team.

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,