Oh...wanna talk about tickets: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment… That guy does it as a job.

Update: He got caught.

Richardson said after practice one day during the middle of the season that he was running extra sprints to work on his conditioning.

I just want to see the mindfuck of a sentence that will be retconned in the record books: "she won the 1976 Olympic men's decathlon in dominating fashion".

Is the Bay City police department going to help cover up the incident to keep the criminal who shot the officer on the streets? If not, then I guess it's not relevant to anything.

Answering the weather issue with "postpone games" is stupid and you know it. Half of the teams in the league would either be forced to regularly postpone games, or force players into freezing and snowy conditions (and in the case of RSL, horrible air quality) that would depress attendance, increase the likelihood of…

Deadspin should Onionize.

I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

He doesn't owe you anything, or care what you think. God that must piss you off.

mva5580:

Goes to a comments section to complain about message board posters who complain about everything.

Feels superior.

"It was so sad to see the hopelessness in their faces, and know that they are never going to be okay," said Johnny, age eight.

INTERVIEWER: Now, as someone who coached in both New York and New England in the 90s, there's an infamous incident I want to ask you about-

Oh, God, this shit again.

Agreed, in part. I dont' have the answer to what would be a more effective protest, but I'm trying to think of one, because Merloni's producer's trying to get me on his show to duke it out tomorrow (awaiting word from Harvilla/Marchman on whether I have to do that or not), and I'm trying to come up with an answer,…

When you look to the Oscars to do some Big Grand Gesture About Society, you know what you get? Crash winning Best Picture over Brokeback Mountain, Capote and Good Night and Good Luck.

White people who get indignant about this kind of shit on Twitter usually don't actually care about the larger issues, they just want to be recognized for appearing to care.

Do not, under any circumstances, prolong the meeting with comments that begin with "I'd like to echo his comment" or "I'd like to reiterate his point." This is how 30 minutes becomes 90.

I understand wanting to use tear gas on OSU fans as a general principle, but c'mon, you at least have to let them fuck up before you do it.

Of course Curt Schilling isn't gonna listen to a bunch of old geezer sportswriters. Why would he start paying attention to fossils now?