Says the fucking guy who wants kudos for attending a master's class while going to the gym lol.

Have you not played Hades or Gungeon? Do you seriously not understand how suspended saves work?

If you think this is a good argument, I seriously question the integrity of the grad program that admitted you. (FYI, it’s not, it’s a false equivalence because a suspended save doesn’t change the rules governing the game. To take your analogy further, it would be insisting that an entire run of Risk or Settlers of…

Soccer is really going to be that different?

There’s small markets that have long supported their NBA franchise like San Antonio or Portland, and then there’s ones where your margin for error is either very thin or you’ll take a loss regardless like Salt Lake City. Point being, if an owner whines about losing money in their city as an excuse to be given an arena…

No, some of them are going to have to play in less profitable markets. That’s a big difference. For example: a team could play in San Antonio or Indianapolis, which isn’t as profitable as New York or Miami, but they still can make money. No amount of success will make a team in Sacto or OKC as profitable as one in Los…

or playing in a shitty market. If rich crazy people want to bleed money in order to have pro teams in their respective hometowns of Sacramento, Oklahoma City, or Salt Lake City that’s their problem, not the players’. That’s why this argument baffles me. This isn’t the ABA days when teams were on the verge of…

I remember Fran because that fucker got the program in a ton of trouble with the NCAA in his short time in T-Town; Jesus, the program was in some bad times 15 years ago. All of which is to say, LSU fans really shouldn’t bitch about Saban unless they want to bring back Garry fucking DiNardo. He’s not like Parcells…

I actually don’t think it’s that delusional nowadays. Saban leaving for LSU and the Dolphins both made a lot of sense for him. Besides money, the former gave him a far superior recruiting situation, better facilities/resources, and the opportunity to resuscitate a sleeping giant. The latter allowed him to return to…

U of W isn’t hurting for money

Not great, but not hot garbage either. Lots of middling to solid teams (Minnesota, Nebraska, Wisconsin, Penn State, Maryland) but Michigan State is the only one anywhere near OSU’s level. There’s been lots of premature talk of the B1G being “back,” but like usual it’s a 1/1A/everyone else hierarchy.

License suspension is only one factor. Here in Utah, refusing to blow is a gamble. Your license is immediately taken away and replaced with a temporary permit, where you have thirty days to appeal in court and prove the request was unreasonable. Lose that, and it’s an 18-month (!) suspension of a license. Plus, if…

Or, you know, MLS is helping pay for the parade, has helped make NWSL clubs stable, and like it or not is intrinsic to the survival of women’s soccer in the US. Did you also throw a pissy fit when the Red Sox had a float at the Patriots parade (or literally the countless other times local clubs or fellow collegiate…

I’ve moved from DC to Long Beach, Long Beach to Tuscaloosa, and then from T-Town to Salt Lake City. Regardless if your move is comped by your new employer or not (and as I’ve learned, their contributions may not cover all of it), there’s some issues I have with the author here, and some pointers I think are important.…

I know. First Take, Around the Horn, and The Herd all give lie to that assertion.

It won’t affect his career. JPP has shown time and again that he is quite adept at shooting the gap.

In Utah the classic move is to be going super slow (like 7+ below the speed limit) in one of the middle lanes because you want to zone out and not deal with incoming traffic from the on-ramp. Bonus points if they drive side-by-side with another slow car and essentially block off the middle lanes. Can we include these…

Utilities are covered in my place, so I’ve been blasting away the last couple weeks. The whole building will likely cause a brownout. I don’t think I ever seen so many people happy to see it rain on the Fourth of July with how bad June was. The neighborhoods downtown and on the north/Avenues and east sides of town…

I hope she becomes the next Marvin Miller, even though that might mean torching a couple seasons for her goals to be met. I’m assuming there will be one strike to reform the system, and another about a decade later when owners try to claw it back like they did in baseball. It depends on if the players will stick…

Here in Salt Lake, we’ve been tussling with triple-digit heat. Unless you live in the suburbs, though, the houses out here aren’t equipped with AC because apparently the Mormons thought they should just tough it out and everyone followed suit. Window units help but only so much. It’s fucking miserable in the valley,…