In conjunction with the announcement, the Hall of Very Good released a statement of their own, asking if they could please be left out of this, for once.

"Round up the usual suspects"

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

Yes, most of the time, that's what swabs in such a case are for. But read page eight. Here, I'll copy paste it:

We're always happy to dump on ESPN when they screw up, but submitting a well-researched public records request on a subject of legitimate public interest in the expectation that it won't be sprayed all over the internet on Christmas Eve in an attempt to dampen its findings is definitely not an area where they screwed…

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

1991. Boyz n the Hood.

CURSE YOU FAAAAAADE ROUTEEEEEE

Christ, just because they traded for two black players does not mean they're now dangerous.

I said, hey bud, you can't support someone under a fucking rock.

If we're all supposed to honor and respect you for being big strong men willing to take a bullet to enforce the law and protect the public, maybe you shouldn't undercut that by being hysterically overreactive crybabies about the slightest implication that maybe somebody in your ranks is doing a shitty job?

Nick Young was bold enough to defend himself

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

"... paints the Old Testament God as an angry, petulant child willing to murder hundreds of thousands of people because he's impatient and bored."

1. Even if that were true it's something that could be solved by a simple decision from the BBWAA about steroid use rather than let everyone decide it for themselves

Did he give the obligatory thumbs up to indicate to the crowd that he's okay?

Typical Cam Newton. If it wasn't "I" 277 it would've been "ME" 277.

Cam Newton's First Law of Motion.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

Kevin Garnett donating $1.2 million to Katrina relief.