It could be worse for Lance. If he was being tried in a Kangol court, he'd be forced to wear a douchey hat.

What would you do with the $10,000 chopped winnings?

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Well if she struggles, at least the US Olympic Team will have someone to sacrifice to the gods and turn around their fortunes.

The game would've been much less confusing to the fans had the Cyclones explained beforehand that you're supposed to throw the ball at the batter in this particular sport, instead of gently rolling it.

It'll be shame when Norv gets fired. He's the one coach whose likeness I could make using only scrambled eggs and a fork.

God help us all...

No way. That song has things like levels and subtlety. Dubstep is more like the musical equivalent of the guy who shows up to a party when it's just getting started at like, 11:00, coked-out as fuck and starts jumping on a table, taking his shirt off, and pounding back a handle of whiskey while screaming like a…

Every time I tentatively think some pop culture trend will die, it doesn't. My heart says it will go away soon, but my gut says the music industry will be flogging this shit for as long as possible because it's easy to crank out new musicians/DJ's and they draw huge crowds at concerts and outdoor festivals. Then…

The reason why the Twins currently suck is because of injuries, poor drafting/developing, and bad signings. Those can be fixed. I'll take that over a team not being able to afford, or just being too cheap, to keep good players or not being able to attract free agents because the stadium sucks and the team might move.…

I sincerely hope the Bucs don't collapse and at least have a winning record. The best thing fans can do it put butts in seats (has their attendance improved this year? I don't even know). For example, what turned it around for the Twins was that once the team started playing well again in the early aughts, fans showed…

I'm not surprised it's popular for music festies and such; it's probably a blast to dance to while tripping on Molly or whatnot. My issue are the fuckers who blast Skrillex while driving around, or just listening to it whenever. That's fucking annoying as hell.

As if dominating the rivalry and launching their own TV network weren't enough, the last straw was when Bevo took out A&M's beloved Yell Leader.

If they wanted Peterson to be taken down easily, they should've just told him he was in a playoff game.

Like they always say, if you pay P-Nats, you get major skin injuries.

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So, I'm a little confused as to how Kinja prioritizes certain commenters. (Then again, I wasn't really aware that it was doing this). Is that the product of an algorithm, or is there someone manually inputting into the system "bump Eddie Murray Sparkles?" I ask as the latter seems like a far more laborious way to get…

Though there may be many fucked-in-head folks down here, there is a vibrant, intellectually curious, and welcoming side to the state that's desperately trying to get this place out of its backwards past. Moreover, while there are many Fundies down here, not all of them are anti-education (case in point: Robert…

That's where Alabama and Auburn's rankings lie. Perhaps not sterling, but still damn respectable and better than two of the original so-called "Public Ivies."

Hahahaha all people in the South are dumb!1! It's true because all the dumb people only live in the South!!1!